I have long had what Pupu calls "this ridiculous lifestyle" of late nights up and meals at the funny times of day. Well I have some answers but they are not easy to make into reality.

First my eating. Well it is true to say but how I make me regular in this respect is difficult because I never could get along with the three meals a day way of things and diet. So my plan, first off, is to hire a woman in a white coat (she does not need be qualified in anything but I would insist on the white coat as to make me a more confident subject for the experiment) and she would observe me about my day and day business for one whole month of the calender (perhaps May) to make a profile of when I seem to be hungry for things (of course it is better to exclude the times when I might have smoked any cannabis).

This way after these weeks we can sit in a scientific way, with clipboards and glasses, and examine what it is we find. I think we will then have the answer to the problems of when I am best to eat and when Pupu should cook for me and not worry that I am not at all hungry.

Also we apply much the same idea to the answer of when I am best to sleep by asking the same woman with the coat to watch as I go around and make a note of when I am indecisive or making mistakes or falling over. But again, not if I am smoking some cannabis. Waste of time - not funny.

Then, again, we sit with clipboards and we know when I am tired.

This puts me very much in mind of the amazing inventor Jerrick Vander about whom Godfrey Gilliam wrote:

"Whilst living with Friedrich, Klaus became close to inventor, Jerrick Vander who asked him to be a human guinea pig for his new invention, the ‘Orgasmemeiter’, a transistor device designed to gauge orgasm intensity. Klaus spent hours, sometimes days attached to the machine, the only notable side effect of which was to cause its subject to pass involuntary stools. He returned home to Claudia but not without bringing yet another piece of Vander-devised apparatus, the ‘Genoegencyclus’, a man powered sex toy employing a bicycle, wired to a vibrator which promised ‘synchronous male wellbeing and female pleasure."

Great!

Peace,
Jan Sink