 Today I received the distressing news that Helmet has been taken unwell in Amsterdam. One of his men went to collect his empty plates from the vestibule of the Kleine Rumesflat and saw that Helmut had not eaten his Wednesday Muesli packages. He has written a note to say that the release of the 70's Porn Collection on iTunes has made him too sick to eat. He, like I, knows that Klaus Harmony composed beautiful, sensitive, multi layered musics for clever, sophisticated European Erotik Expressionist art cinema. It is simply not porn music and it never will be. How could anyone think a piece such as EJACULAKTOR or REAR VIEW LOVER could be smutty? So we must tell the publics. I have spoken to Godfrey Gilliam (Klaus's biographer) and he is saying the best way is a radio interview in London to try and set the record straight. On a different side of things all together, Mandy II is settling into her position very well. She arrives every day at 8.30 and together we work out my eating and sleeping arrangements according to the formulas created by Mandy I. Today, we know, that I am likely to eat kippers for a light lunch. And if it is likely, why should it not be so? Simple. I did pop out of my tent into the house to gather some spoons from the kitchen. I decided to use the lavatory and went upstairs to find a sickening sight.  Pupu was standing hallway up a stepladder as Bogdan the maintenance man (and not my favourite man) was fixing a light fitting. But why the naked? It was not hot. But my head did get hot. I told him in no unlikely terms that to be in my house (for it is still my house) fixing a light, naked, with my wife, also naked, was a bad, bad, bad and nasty thing. I asked him to leave and stood with my arms folded as he put his pants on giggling. Well! Pupu was hysterical and told me there and again to get out. I suggested that perhaps SHE would like to sleep in the tent as it was HER who was being nude to Bogdan. That shut her up. Then I did eat my kippers. In the kitchen. Ha! Peace, Jan Sink Add Comment Unauthorized Porn Again and Again and Again 10/03/2010
 So, it's happened again! Polytron Records (I am going to be doing my research about them) have released an album called The 70's Porn Collection consisted utmostly of Klaus Harmony music. How many times do we have to say? Klaus did not write porn music… he was an Erotik Expressionist!! Worst again, they plan to release The 80's Porn Collection. Is James Last involved? Should I be worried? Peace, Jan Sink |   About Jan Sink
Jan Sink was born in Utrecht, Netherlands in 1944 and, following a largely unsuccessful career as a roadie, became a recording engineer at the infamous Amsterdam recording
studio, The Velvet Glove. In 1969 he was hired by legendary erotik film composer Klaus Harmony to engineer sessions for 'Elektrische Lippen', the composer’s first collaboration with director, Friedrich Wohlfäht. Jan went on to engineer and mix and co-produce soundtracks for classics such as 'Die Sins des Apostles', 'The Ladies Man' and 'Die Sexorcist'. Following the composer’s death in 1984, Jan took the role of CEO of HarmonSink Corp founded with Klaus’ son, Helmut Harmony, to administer the Klaus Harmony publishing catalogue. In 2005 HarmonSink Corp acquired the rights to the complete recorded work of Klaus Harmony which is now being re-released in the form of the acclaimed multi-volume 'Oeuvre' series. Jan divides his time between Amsterdam and London and sometimes lives with his wife, Pupu. CategoriesAll ArchivesOctober 2010 |
