It is going great! Mandy (in the white coat with clipboard) is very attentive and most helpful at recording when I am hungry. So far she has logged every time I need food and made her own categories to determine how my cravings are sequenced. For instance, she noted that at 16:37 yesterday (May 3rd) I ate a bowl of 'large grade muesli' and appeared 'peckish'. Fantastic! This will be so much help to me for creating a definitive database of feeding times complete with suggestions of what I must eat and even where!

Pupu says this is crazy. She prophesizes that I will discover that I should eat only three meals a day like anyone else but, Pupu... no. Sorry baby. This is my science and I can not be deterred from this path up 'self discovery street'.

Now I know I must apply this same rational, scientific approach to my sleeping. I can, with the help of Mandy (God willing) make a way of determining when I am tired and should sleep, nap or rest. But, again, she will create categories and for this I am most excited! I must contain my lust for knowledge. Pupu watches as I type and she says I must contain my lust for Mandy. Pah.

It seems that the Funky Porn Disco compilation by Streef la Belle is already out on release at certain e-stores and I am most unhappy with this. We thought we may be coming toward an understanding. But I think not. Already this is on TuneTribe and Napster. Soon it will be at iTunes. This is not right but, as I have said, Streef la Belle has connections with James Last and the Mafia and I could not be head to head with them!

I feel as though I may have a blackcurrant Club biscuit. I should text Mandy this.

Peace,

Jan Sink