Straldo Em Hitz has sent me a sleeve art for the Klaus party compilation which is hideous. They have made Klaus like 'stars on 45' or something like Pete Waterman and his birdy song would make.

Don't they know about Klaus and his numeralogical reference, his love of Bach and Gerry Marsden? Don't they understand his profound influence on Giorgio Moroder, James Last and Herbie Hancock? I think they do not.

I think I must go back to Amsterdam for a cleansing of the mind, as Pupu says. Bit actually she wants to go shopping at the Bluewater without me nagging her about spending our savings.

Maybe there I will see other fronds of Klaus and they will help me to keep the faith.

Peace,

Jan Sink

It's not like at all what we wanted. Now this smooth guy from Straldo Em Hitz is saying he wants to do a Klaus party compilation and there is nothing we can do about this.

(I signed something different with the royalty men) It's most definitely not in the spirit of the current Klaus Harmony collection which seeks to show the artful side of such a wonderful composer and what he created. Klaus was fond to make sure that the narrative comes through in his work and was not only about funny funky music (though it is true some of his output is fun and funky).

Still, as the guardian of his work I must be in mind of Suzanne Watkins-Robb and her new swimming pool. Brentwood (Essex, not California) is a beautiful vistas and Pupu now wishes we have had our London pad there.

I am sad to say such a thing but I believe that if Streef la Belle wants to make his release on Straldo Em Hitz, I would eat his hat. "My hat", Pupu corrects me. Hers is English better than my own.

Peace,

Jan Sink

OK. I wanted to defend us against the crazy American parents who say we're being sexynaughty. [see distressing news article]

Well it is not as nasty as they say. It is more like Viagra. Just listening to Klaus Harmony music through the Sexy Brainwave Module plugin for Internet browsers does not make anyone feel more sexy against their will. God no. They must be... hang on... looking for the English word... suggestible.

So use the Brainwave Module at klausharmony.com with confidence. But not if you are on Skype to your mother in law - not funny!

Peace,

Jan Sink

It has been mentioned by the esteemed (and very clever) Prof. Walter Samuel that Klaus and the classical actor from London, Dennis Waterman, became close in the early 70's when Klaus made the Brown on Brown album.

The thing I want to say is that Klaus and Dennis certainly had a most creative connection but I should be making it very clear that they were not at all gay. Dennis was not only playing a tough guy cop on TV but was a professional boxer also. Klaus was modest but very macho in a fight too. He had no problem with gay love or any love, of course, but I just wanted to make it clear.

Peace,

Jan Sink

Hi and welcome!

All the guys at the marketing office of HarmonSink were saying, "Jan, come on, get with these new times and blog. Good for you, good for Klaus! Well I did it and I am here but I did not at first know what the blogging is. I thought it could be maybe like a chat room but sexier. I now understanding it is like a diary so I shall do it in the right way!

Well it is more than twenty-five (a whole quarter century) years since Klaus disappeared in the explosion and I should say it brings a tear to my eye to think that he would have been so proud! Klaus Harmony music is more famous than ever and what a groovy revival he has had!

I think it was when Klaus' fifth wife and widow, Suzanne asked me if I thought there might be good royalties coming (she needed money for another swimmoing pool at the Brentwood house - not California, Essex) so I thought,maybe yes. It is time for Klaus Harmony music to be alive again.

So he is being released again - the music from all the films with the lovely Friedrich Wolhfaht and a new website.

Oeuvre Derde has just come out at iTunes (I thought initially it was the Beatles label Apple - crazy!) and I think it has very moving moments - especially as we are releasing music from Die Sexorcist for the first time. Very cool.(First Klaus didn't want it released because he was sad that FW died).

Pupu is calling me so I must go sadly. I think I need to adjust the satellite dish as we are unable to get Rai Uno here in South Woodford so easily. A shame otherwise - what a
place. Wow. Crazy.

So, until soon.

Peace...

Jan Sink

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